Raccoon Jokes

Why did the Raccoon cross the road?
To prove to the possum that it could be done!

What kind of car does a raccoon drive?
A Furrari.

When does a Raccoon go "moo"?
When it is learning a new language!

Why did the racoon sleep under the car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What do you call an Raccoon with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want as he can't hear you!

What did the grape say when the Raccoon stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

What do you call an Raccoon with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want as he can't hear you!

What did the dead raccoon say in his will? 
Leave it to Beaver.

What’s the difference between Donald Trump’s hair and a wet raccoon?
A wet raccoon doesn’t have seven billion dollars in the bank

Why did the Raccoon cross the road?
To get to the trash can.

What do you call a raccoon with a law degree?
A legal bandit!

Why did the raccoon bring a ladder to the party?
It heard the food was on the top shelf!

How do raccoons keep their fur neat?
With a garbage comb!

What's a raccoon's favorite board game?
Monotony, because it's always a "trash" game!

Why did the raccoon start a music band?
It wanted to play some trash tunes!

What's a raccoon's favorite type of humor?
Puns and giggles!

How do raccoons communicate on the internet?
Through trash tags and garbage memes!

Why do raccoons make great comedians?
They have a natural talent for "trash" talk!

What's a raccoon's favorite movie?
The Masked Avenger: Trash Edition!

Why did the raccoon become an artist?
It had a knack for creating masterpieces out of garbage!

What's a raccoon's favorite Shakespeare play?
Hamlet, because it's all about "to trash or not to trash."

Why did the raccoon start a podcast?
It had a lot of trashy stories to share with the world!

What's a raccoon's favorite dance move?
The garbage shuffle!

Why did the raccoon bring a suitcase to the picnic?
It wanted to pack a lunch foraging in the wild!

How do raccoons express their love?
With trashy poetry and dumpster dates!

Why did the raccoon start a detective agency?
It wanted to solve the mystery of the missing garbage!

What's a raccoon's favorite school subject?
Trash-nometry!

Why did the raccoon start a rock band?
It wanted to make some "trashy" music!

What's a raccoon's favorite winter sport?
Trashcan curling!