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Twelve short favourites from our animal collections, ready for lunchboxes, reading partners or a classroom warm-up. Each card has a question and its answer on the same side. Cover the answer with a finger or a scrap of paper while someone guesses.

Download the joke cards

Print, cut and share

  1. Open either PDF. Print single-sided on Letter paper at actual size. For A4 paper, choose β€œFit” in your printer settings.
  2. Cut along the dashed card borders. A grown-up can help with cutting.
  3. Choose a card, hide the answer, and read the question. Pause before revealing the punchline.
  4. Swap readers or put one card into a lunchbox for later.

There are no card backs to align and no account to create. Use a pack at home or in class.

The twelve jokes in the pack

1. Duck

Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
The outside!

More duck jokes

2. Dog

What dog can jump higher than a tree?
Any dog: trees can't jump!

More dog jokes

3. Cat

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?
Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

More cat jokes

4. Elephant

How do four elephants fit into a little car?
Two in the front and two in the back.

More elephant jokes

5. Rabbit

What's a rabbit's favorite game?
Hopscotch!

More rabbit jokes

6. Bird

Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they forgot the words!

More bird jokes

7. Sheep

What do you call a dancing sheep?
A baa-lerina!

More sheep jokes

8. Penguin

What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.

More penguin jokes

9. Fox

Why did the fox ask for two seats on the bus?
One for itself and one for its tail.

More fox jokes

10. Pig

What did the pig call lunch on a blanket?
A pig-nic.

More pig jokes

11. Horse

What did the horse say on picture day?
Make sure you get my good mane.

More horse jokes

12. Cow

Why did the cow bring a ladder to choir practice?
It wanted to reach the high moos.

More cow jokes

Choose a way to use them

  • At home: put a card by a place setting and let the reader choose whether to tell it.
  • With a partner: one person reads the question and the other reads the answer, then swap.
  • In class: choose one card and ask which word or idea makes the answer surprising.

For reading support, try jokes for beginning readers. To talk about the words, use Explain the Punchline.