Why was the duck put into the basketball game?

To make a fowl shot.

What time does a duck wake up?

At the quack of dawn.

What do you call a crate full of ducks?

A box of quackers.

What do you call a clever duck?

A wise quacker!

What did the duck say to the banker?

My bill is bigger than yours.

Why did the duck fly south for the winter?

Because it was too far to walk.

What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?

A firequacker!

What's another name for a clever duck?

A wise quacker!

What did the detective duck say to his partner?

I hope we quack this case.

What did the duck say when she dropped the dishes?

"I hope I didn't quack any!"

Who stole the soap?

The robber ducky.

What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?

He quacked up.

Why does a duck say quack?

Because it can't say moo.

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

What says "Quick, Quick"?

A duck with the hiccups

Why did the duck cross the road?

He was tied to the chicken.

What do physics ducks say?

Quark, quark.

Which side of a duck has the most feathers?

The outside!

What does a duck like to eat with soup?

Quackers.