Alligator Jokes for Kids

Alligator cartoon

Snap up a smile with these friendly alligator jokes. Our pretend alligators are busy taking pictures, making crafts and telling stories.

Jokes to read aloud

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An in-vest-igator.

What do you call an alligator with a map?
A navi-gator.

What do you call an alligator who waters the garden?
An irri-gator.

What do you call an alligator who runs the lift?
An ele-gator.

What did the alligator write on its birthday card?
Have a snappy birthday!

Why did the alligator carry a camera?
It wanted to take some snapshots.

Why did the alligator join the school band?
It had a great sense of snap and rhythm.

What did the alligator say when the class photo was ready?
That's a great snap!

Why did the alligator pack a notebook?
It had a long tale to write.

What did the alligator call its weather report?
The daily croc-cast.

Why did the alligator enjoy the craft table?
There were plenty of things to make in a snap.

What did the alligator say before leaving the classroom?
See you later, educator!

Pick a favourite joke. Which word makes the answer surprising? Say the word slowly and explain the joke to a partner.