No scary surprises here: these sharks are busy with calendars, parties and the occasional awkward smile. Take a bite-sized break with twelve shark jokes and a few lines from the deep end.

Funny shark jokes

Why did the shark bring a calendar to dinner?
It wanted to arrange a bite for next week.

Why did the shark take so long to choose a selfie?
Every photo looked like a tooth advertisement.

What did the shark write on its birthday invitation?
Come for the cake. Stay clear of my candles.

Why did the shark refuse to play piano?
It couldn't get the hang of fin-ger placement.

What did the shark say to the broken submarine?
You look like you're having a sinking feeling.

Why did the shark start a delivery service?
It already knew the fast food routes.

Why did the shark bring a cushion to the reef meeting?
The discussion was getting a little rocky.

What happened when the shark tried to smile politely?
Everyone gave it more personal space.

Why did the shark keep returning to the shipwreck?
It was hooked on the captain's log.

What did the shark say about the tiny swimming pool?
I'll give it one star. No room for a second turn.

Why did the shark get bored with the jigsaw puzzle?
All the pieces were smaller than a bite.

Why did the shark buy a waterproof notebook?
Its brilliant ideas kept getting washed away.

Short shark puns

  • My dentist has a lot on their plate.
  • A shark meeting always has a few sharp points.
  • I'm keeping my weekend plans fin-flexible.

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