Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
Because you can't bury them in trees!

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet!

What kind of dog chases anything red?
A Bulldog.

What state do dogs like?
New Yorkie.

Why do dogs wag their tails?
"Because no one else will do it for them!"

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

What happens when a dog chases a cat into a geysur?
It starts raining cats and dogs.

What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
"Well, doggone!"

How can if you have a stupid dog?
It chases parked cars!

What is a dog's favorite sport?
Formula 1 drooling!

What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?
A Great Dane out!

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter.... he's not going to come anyway.

What dog can jump higher than a tree?
Any dog can jump higher than a tree, trees cant jump.

Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?
Anywhere it wants to!

What is the dogs favorite city?
New Yorkie!

What do you call a dog that goes to the bathroom indoors?
A pet project.

Who is the dogs favorite comedian?
Growlcho Marx!

What do dogs and story tellers have in common?
They both have tails!

What kind of dog likes taking a bath?
a shampoodle!

What is a dogs favorite instrument?
A trombone.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower!

Puppy Puns

My dog is cold, we call him a pup-sicile
My dog likes to eat pup-corn at movies
He’s the most pup-ular dog at the park
He loves pup-eroni pizza
The pup-arazzi just love to take pictures of him
I’m one classy mother pupper

Dog Breed Puns and More

Quit hounding me
No pit, Sherlock
Pit happens
Just need a cup of earl greyhound tea every day
Living the Pug Life
Hey Corgeous!
Pardon my french
You’re such a mal-tease
No pit-y here, I love my pits
I’ll collie you later
The dog has been going through a rough pooch lately.
This is a mastiff (massive)-sized dog
Let’s go south of the border collie
I puggin love you
When a problem comes along, you must Whippet.
Let’s raise the woof
He’s not fat. He’s just a little husky.
Let’s get shih-faced
You have the corg-key to my heart
The dog was so sad, he was a mellon Collie.
Dachshund through the snow
My dog is such a terrier-ist
Don’t stop retrieving
Just pug-get about it
Shh, I’m in-corg-nito
My dog makes me smiles from ear terrier (ear to ear)
People who hate dogs are re-pug-nant
Collie Me Maybe?
I don’t give a pit
For breakfast, my dog loves a beagle and schmear.
I shih tzu not
Mistakes happen. No need to terrier-self up about it.
Collie-fornia Love

Ruff Puns

What did the dog say to the sandpaper?
Ruff!

I hope the Year of the Dog…
Won’t be a ruff year.

Why was the dog sad?
It had a ruff week.

Those puppies sure love ruff-housing
He’s a little ruff around the edges
Pardon the inter-ruff-tion
I ruff you very much
Did you have a ruff day?

Mutt Puns

Nothing mutt-ers as much as you
I like big mutts and I cannot lie
I’m mutts about you
You’re the ulti-mutt dog mom

Bark Puns

What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
It barked with de-light!

What's a dog's ideal job?
Barkeology

Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.

What did the dog say to the tree?
Bark!

What’s your dog’s favorite Pink Floyd album?
Bark Side of the Moon

What did Darth Vader name his son?
Luke Skybarker.

You’re barking up the wrong tree
Remember to put the car in bark
See you on the bark side