Chicken Jokes
How did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!
Whats the difference between meat and chicken?
If you beat your chicken it dies.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
"You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
She kicked the bucket!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
To see his brother!
What kind of chicken grows on a tree?
Poultry.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To cockadoodle dooo something!
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-day!
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
in a KFC bucket.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it is an independent female flightless bird.
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to chickens bum.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death!
Why don't chickens like people?
They beat eggs!
Why did the rooster run away?
He was chicken!
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants!
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
a 10 foot cock that wants to touch someone.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down!
Why did the chicken go to Burger King?
To see a chicken strip.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs!
What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
It eggs-plodes!
What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye?
CHICKEN CAESER SALAD (CHICKEN SEES A SALAD)
Why did the cactus cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken!
Why did half a chicken cross the road?
To get to its other side!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
He was a double-crosser!
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck!
What do you call a smelly coward?
A funky chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the "net"?
It wanted to get to the other site!
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hendurance.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So he wouldn't get bocked in traffic.
Why did McDonald's run out of chicken McNuggets?
The farmer counted his chickens before they hatched.
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck!
Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
He wanted to lay it on the line!
If the Rooster layed an Egg on a roof, witch way would the egg roll?
Nowhere because roosters don't lay egg.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o'the Irish!
What did the sick chicken say?
"I have the people-pox!"
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
The bombshell!
What does an alarm cluck say?
"Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!"
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Why did the t-rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He wanted to get to the chicken strip club.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because they were chicken
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Chicken.
Why did the chicken stand in the middle of the road?
Because he wanted to play squash!
How do chickens bake a cake?
From scratch!
Why did the chicken cross the road roll in mud and cross the road again?
Because he was a dirty double crosser
Why don't chickens wear pants?
There peckers on their face.
What do you call someone who steals chicken?
A Chicken Pot Pirate.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because he couldnt get his cock out of the chicken.