Elephant Jokes

How do you shoot a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun, of course.

How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
Ever seen a yellow elephant?!!!

Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
"Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"

What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.

What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
"Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)

How do you get four elephants into a Mini?
Two in the front, two in the back.

Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
It was glued to the first one.

Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a game.

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
"Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"

What game do four elephants in a mini play?
Squash