Smiling green cartoon frog on a yellow circle

Read these frog jokes with a friend, your family or your class. Pause after each question and see who can guess the playful answer.

Jokes to read aloud

What happens if you park in a frog's space?
Your car gets toad.

What did the frog say when the waiter brought the wrong lunch?
I ordered flies, not fries.

What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open-toad sandals.

Why was the frog great at skipping chapters?
It already knew how to jump ahead.

What did the frog call its tiny apartment?
A studio pad.

Why did the frog open a restaurant beside the pond?
It already had a good location for a fly-through.

How did the frog know the pond was crowded?
Every pad had a tenant.

What happened when the frog tried online shopping?
It kept jumping to checkout.

What's a frog's favourite kind of music?
Hip-hop.

Short animal puns

  • One small hop for a frog, one giant splash for the picnic.
  • My dream home has an open pond plan.
  • This meeting needs a leap of absence.

Try the wordplay

Pick a favourite joke. Which word makes the answer surprising? Say the word slowly and explain the joke to a partner.

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