Funny Zebra Jokes

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? 
A zebra!

What is black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.

Whats black and white and red all over?
A sun-burned zebra!

Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.

What did the blonde name her pet zebra?

If a quadruped has four legs and a biped has two legs, what is a zebra?
A stri-ped.

Why does the zebra bring toilet paper to the party?
Because he is a party pooper.

What is the difference between a zebra and a horse?
A zebra has its pyjamas on.

What does a Zebra look like? 
A horse behind bars.