What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
What is black and white and eats like a horse?
Whats black and white and red all over?
A sun-burned zebra!
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
If a quadruped has four legs and a biped has two legs, what is a zebra?
Why does the zebra bring toilet paper to the party?
Because he is a party pooper.
What is the difference between a zebra and a horse?
A zebra has its pyjamas on.
What does a Zebra look like?
A horse behind bars.