Funy Raccoon Jokes

Why did the Raccoon cross the road?
To prove to the possum that it could be done!

What kind of car does a raccoon drive?
A Furrari.

When does a Raccoon go "moo"?
When it is learning a new language!

Why did the racoon sleep under the car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What do you call an Raccoon with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want as he can't hear you!

What did the grape say when the Raccoon stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

What do you call an Raccoon with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want as he can't hear you!

What did the dead raccoon say in his will? 
Leave it to Beaver.

What’s the difference between Donald Trump’s hair and a wet raccoon?
A wet raccoon doesn’t have seven billion dollars in the bank

Why did the Raccoon cross the road?
To get to the trash can.