What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no I-Deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye-deer.

How do you save a deer during hunting season?
You hang on for deer life.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.

What do you call four female deer?
FO REAL DOE

Who did Bambi invite to his birthday party?
His nearest and deer-est friends.

What do deers call hunters?
Doe foes.

What is the defination of a non-typical Whitetail?
One that stays off the Highway!

What deer costs a dollar?
A buck

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer

Why do male deer need braces? 
Because they have buck teeth!

What do you get when you cross a fawn with a hornet?
Bambee