What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no I-Deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye-deer.

How do you save a deer during hunting season?
You hang on for deer life.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.

What do you call four female deer?
FO REAL DOE

Who did Bambi invite to his birthday party?
His nearest and deer-est friends.

What do deers call hunters?
Doe foes.

What is the defination of a non-typical Whitetail?
One that stays off the Highway!

What deer costs a dollar?
A buck

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer

Why do male deer need braces? 
Because they have buck teeth!

What do you get when you cross a fawn with a hornet?
Bambee!

What do you get if you cross a deer and a ghost?
Cariboo!

What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
Buck Off, man!

Wanna hear some funny deer jokes?
No thanks, I'm not a fawn.

Which kind of deer is a natural-born weather forecaster?
The Rain Deer!

What do you get if you cross a mouse and a deer?
Mickey Moose!

What does a reindeer comedian say to open his act?
This joke is gonna sleigh you!

What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.

Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deer-ectly at it.

Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf-taught.