What do camels use to hide themselves?
What weekday is a Camel always looking forward to?
Wednesday (Hump Day)
What is a camels favorite nursery rhyme?
What do you call a camel without a hump?
Did you hear about the camel who was accused of stock fraud?
He took part in a hump and dump scheme.
What is sweet and walks across a desert?
How does a camel go across the desert without going hungry?
Because of all the sand-wiches!
Why do camels blend in so well to their surroundings?
They use camel-flage
How do the cool camels say hello?
How you dune?
What do you call a camel that cries?
What is Aladdin's favourite blend of tea?
Jasmine and camel-mile tea.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because there are no chickens in the desert.
How do you serve a camel a cup of tea?
Ask them if they want one hump or two?
What is a camels favourite day of the week?
What did the camel say to the Sahara?
Long time no sea.
Why was the camel fed up with his partner?
Because she was always giving him the hump!