Camel Jokes

What do camels use to hide themselves?
Camelflauge!

What weekday is a Camel always looking forward to?
Wednesday (Hump Day)

What is a camels favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpty Dumpty

What do you call a camel without a hump?
Humphrey (Hump-free).

Did you hear about the camel who was accused of stock fraud?
He took part in a hump and dump scheme.

What is sweet and walks across a desert?
A Caramel.

How does a camel go across the desert without going hungry?
Because of all the sand-wiches!

Why do camels blend in so well to their surroundings?
They use camel-flage

How do the cool camels say hello?
How you dune?

What do you call a camel that cries?
A Humpback-wail.

What is Aladdin's favourite blend of tea?
Jasmine and camel-mile tea.

Why did the camel cross the road?
Because there are no chickens in the desert.

How do you serve a camel a cup of tea?
Ask them if they want one hump or two?

What is a camels favourite day of the week?
Hump-day! (Wednesday).

What did the camel say to the Sahara?
Long time no sea.

Why was the camel fed up with his partner?
Because she was always giving him the hump!