Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what's a tiger?
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian ?
He felt funny!
What does the tiger say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
'Let us prey.'
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a watchdog ?
A terrified postman!
What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?
A tiger has the mane part missing
What is tiger's favorite food ?
How does a tiger greet the other animals in the field ?
'Pleased to eat you.'!
On which day do tiger eat people ?
Why don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A tiger lily!
Whats striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth!
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for pooh.
What does Calvin feed Hobbes?
Nothing he's already stuffed.
What's a tiger running a copy machine called?
Why did the tiger loose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah
Why are tigers religious?
Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
How are tigers are like sergeants in the army?
They both wear stripes!
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells!jungle bells!
What do you call a tiger that likes to dig in the sand?
How do tigers describe themselves?
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman?
Would you rather have a tiger eat your or a lion?
I would rather have a tiger eat a lion.
Why can't a tiger become a herbivore?
A tiger can't change his stripes.
On which side does a tiger have most stripes?
On the outside.
Who went into the tigers den and came out alive?
What do you get if you cross a tiger and a sheep?
A stripey sweater.
What's striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
What 4 animals does a woman need in her life?
A mink on her back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in her bed and a jackass to pay for it all.
What's the silliest name you can give a tiger?
How do you take a tiger's temperature?
Why do tigers always eat raw meat?
Because they don't know how to cook.