What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
What do alligators call human children?
Who gives alligators presents on Christmas?
What's worse than one alligator coming to dinner?
Two alligators coming to dinner!
What do alligators drink before a race?
What is an alligators favorite smell?
What do you call a man too big for an alligator to eat?
What do you call a crocodile with GPS?
Why shouldn't you taunt an alligator?
Because it might come back to bite you in the end.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
What's the difference between a dog and a gator?
One's bark is worst than his bite.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
What do you get if you cross a alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It's filled with liti-gators.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
Did you hear about the alligator who became a congressman?
He was an expert dele-gator.
Why won't alligators attack lawyers?