Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
Because you can't bury them in trees!

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet!

What kind of dog chases anything red?
A Bulldog.

What state do dogs like?
New Yorkie.

Why do dogs wag their tails?
"Because no one else will do it for them!"

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

What happens when a dog chases a cat into a geysur?
It starts raining cats and dogs.

What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
"Well, doggone!"

How can if you have a stupid dog?
It chases parked cars!

What is a dog's favorite sport?
Formula 1 drooling!

What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?
A Great Dane out!

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter.... he's not going to come anyway.

What dog can jump higher than a tree?
Any dog can jump higher than a tree, trees cant jump.

Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?
Anywhere it wants to!

What is the dogs favorite city?
New Yorkie!

What do you call a dog that goes to the bathroom indoors?
A pet project.

Who is the dogs favorite comedian?
Growlcho Marx!

What do dogs and story tellers have in common?
They both have tails!

What kind of dog likes taking a bath?
a shampoodle!

What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
It barked with de-light!

What is a dogs favorite instrument?
A trombone.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower!

What's a dog's ideal job?