How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!
What airline do rabbits use?
What's the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit?
One is a fit bunny, and the other's a bit funny!
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?
A 14 carrot ring!
What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
They went on their bunnymoon!
What do rabbits put in their computers?
What do you call 99 rabbits stepping backwards?
A receding hare line!
What do you call a happy rabbit?
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?
A chili dog on a bun!
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing at you.
What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare!
What do you get when you cross an insect and a rabbit?
What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A hairless hare!
What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny!
What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels?
Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What's a rabbit's favorite game?
What's the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the
Where do rabbits work?
At IHOP restaurants!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Why did the bunny build herself a new house?
She was fed up with the hole thing!
Why did the bunny cross the road?
He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Why did the bunny say to the duck?
You quack me up!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly?
In the hare force!
Why don't rabbits get hot in the summertime?
They have hare conditioning!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it!
how do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it!
Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?
Rabbit De Niro!
Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
A:Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
A hare dryer!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party?
Because he is a party pooper.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street?
The police had to comb the area.
What do you call a bunny transformer?
What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
Do you want to grab a bite?
Why did the rabbit like the adventure?
It was a "hare-raising tail"
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road?
The fast and the furriest.
How do frogs & rabbits settle their disputes?
They play hopscotch!