Clean Sheep Jokes
Where do sheep get their wool cut?
At the baa-baa shop!
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a porcupine?
An animal that knits its own sweaters
Where do sheeps take a bath?
In a baaaa-th tub!
Why was the sheep arrested on the freeway?
Because she did a ewe-turn!
What would you get if you crossed a goat and a sheep?
An animal that eats tin cans and gives back steel wool
What is a sheep's favorite newspaper?
The Wool Street Journal
Why did the lamb call the police?
He had been fleeced
What do you get if you cross a boa and a sheep?
A wrap-around sweater
Why couldn't the little lamb play outside?
It was being baaaaaaaad!
Where do sheep go when they die?
To the baa baa que.
Why are sheep baaaaaad drivers?
They always make illegal ewe turns.
Where do sheep go on vacation?
To the baaaaaahamas.
What did the sheep want to do?
To wool the world.
What do you call a religious sheep?
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A Candy Baa.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.
What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?
A b-aa-aa-aa-d situation.
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
Merry Christmas to Ewe!
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
How many sheep does it take to knit a sweater?
Don't be silly, sheep can't knit!
What animal sounds like a sheep but isn't?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call a sheep that is always quiet?
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine?
An animal that can sew its own sweaters.
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
The baa-baa shop!
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
What do you call sheep taking over France?
Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?
He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
Hhat is a sheep's favourite food?
What did the first sheep say to the other sheep?