Tiger Jokes for Kids

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Read these tiger jokes with a friend, your family or your class. Pause after each question and see who can guess the playful answer.

Jokes to read aloud

Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!

If four-legged means quadruped and two-legged means biped, what is a tiger?
Stri-ped!

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?
A tiger has the mane part missing

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A tiger lily!

Whats striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!

What does Calvin feed Hobbes?
Nothing he's already stuffed.

What's a tiger running a copy machine called?
A copycat!

Why did the tiger lose at chess?
It was playing with a cheetah.

What do tigers sing in December?
Jungle bells, jungle bells!

What do you call a tiger that likes to dig in the sand?
Sandy claws!

How do tigers describe themselves?
Purr-fect!

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman?
Frost-bite!

Why can't a tiger become a herbivore?
A tiger can't change his stripes.

On which side does a tiger have most stripes?
On the outside.

What do you get if you cross a tiger and a sheep?
A stripey sweater.

What's striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.

What's the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.

Why do tigers always eat raw meat?
Because they don't know how to cook.

Pick a favourite joke. Which word makes the answer surprising? Say the word slowly and explain the joke to a partner.