Rhinoceros Jokes for Kids

Ready for a rhino-sized giggle? These rhinoceros jokes play with horns, shadows and silly school days.

Jokes to read aloud

How do you stop a rhino from charging?
Take away its shopping card.

What is as big as a rhino but weighs nothing?
Its shadow.

When does a rhino say moo?
When it is practising a new language.

What would a rhino use instead of a bicycle bell?
Its horn.

What is more surprising than a talking rhino?
A spelling bee.

Why did the rhino bring a pencil to music class?
It wanted to draw a note.

What did the rhino say to the tiny chair?
Let's find something a little roomier.

Why did the rhino put a ribbon on its horn?
It was getting ready for a party.

What did the rhino call its collection of stories?
A rhinovel.

Why did the rhino wear trainers to the library?
It wanted to make a quick book return.

Why did the rhino join the school band?
It already had a horn.

What did the rhino say when its friend told a joke?
That was rhino-mite!

Try the wordplay

Pick a favourite joke. Which word makes the answer surprising? Say the word slowly and explain the joke to a partner.

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