Rabbit Jokes for Kids

Rabbit cartoon

Read these rabbit jokes with a friend, your family or your class. Pause after each question and see who can guess the playful answer.

Jokes to read aloud

What airline do rabbits use?
British Hare-ways!

What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?
A 14 carrot ring!

What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
They went on their bunnymoon!

What do rabbits put in their computers?
Hoppy disks!

What do you call a happy rabbit?
A hop-timist.

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing at you.

What does a rabbit ask for at the barber shop?
A hare-cut.

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare!

What do you get when you cross an insect and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!

What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
Hip-Hop!

What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels?
Two rabbits on Rollerblades!

What's a rabbit's favorite game?
Hopscotch!

What do you call a rabbit who shares with everyone?
Rabbit Hood.

Where do rabbits work?
At IHOP restaurants!

Why did the bunny build herself a new house?
She was fed up with the hole thing!

Why did the bunny cross the road?
He wanted to prove he could hip hop!

What did the bunny say to the duck?
You quack me up!

Where do rabbits learn how to fly?
In the hare force!

Why don't rabbits get hot in the summertime?
They have hare conditioning!

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it!

how do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it!

Does the Easter Bunny enjoy baseball?
Yes, it is a rabbit fan!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
A hare dryer!

What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street?
The police had to comb the area.

What do you call a bunny transformer?
Hop-timus Prime.

What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
Do you want to grab a bite?

Why did the rabbit like the adventure?
It was a "hare-raising tail"

What do you call two rabbits racing down the road?
The fast and the furriest.

How do frogs & rabbits settle their disputes?
They play hopscotch!

Pick a favourite joke. Which word makes the answer surprising? Say the word slowly and explain the joke to a partner.