These pigs have big plans, small piggy banks and absolutely no intention of keeping the carpet clean. Read the question, give your audience a second to guess, and let the punchline roll in the mud.

Funny pig jokes

Why did the pig take a suitcase to the puddle?
It was going on a muddy weekend.

Why did the pig open a cleaning company?
It knew exactly where all the dirt was.

What did the pig say after dropping its sandwich?
Five-second rule? I live here.

Why did the pig put a coin in its shoe?
It wanted to save for a rainy walk.

Why did the pig build a stage in the barn?
It needed somewhere to hog the spotlight.

Why did the pig stop playing hide-and-seek?
Its curly tail kept giving the game a twist.

What did the pig write on its bath calendar?
Reschedule.

Why did the pig get a second mud puddle?
The first one was its office; this one was for relaxing.

Why did the pig bring a napkin to the garden?
It heard someone was serving a bed of lettuce.

Why did the pig love the art museum?
Finally, someone else appreciated a good splatter.

What happened when the pig tried to use a touch screen?
The phone went into mud mode.

Why did the pig ask for a bigger birthday cake?
It had invited the whole litter.

Short pig puns

  • My savings plan is a work in pigress.
  • Mud is just a puddle with personality.
  • Please leave your shoes on; I just muddied the floor.

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