Goat Jokes for Kids
Read these goat jokes with a friend, your family or your class. Pause after each question and see who can guess the playful answer.
Jokes to read aloud
What did the goat say when someone called it stubborn?
I disagree, and I have all afternoon.
Why did the goats love the new restaurant?
The sign said 'Kids eat free.'
What did the goat say after winning the climbing contest?
I'd like to thank all the little ledges.
Why did the goat take the stairs to the roof?
The elevator wasn't enough of a challenge.
Why did the goat join the school newspaper?
It wanted to cover the bleating news.
Why did the goat eat its homework?
To save the dog from getting blamed.
Why did the goat refuse the ground-floor apartment?
It wanted a place with a little climb appeal.
What was the goat's complaint about the flat playground?
Not enough ups and downs.
Why did the goat cross the bridge twice?
It wanted a second opinion from the troll.
Short animal puns
- My weekend plans are up in the hills.
- You've goat a point, but I'm climbing it anyway.
- This family photo has too many kids in it.
Try the wordplay
Pick a favourite joke. Which word makes the answer surprising? Say the word slowly and explain the joke to a partner.
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