Meet a few goats who treat every hill as a staircase and every ordinary day as a chance to kid around. These short jokes work especially well when you deliver the answer with a completely straight face.

Funny goat jokes

Why did the goat take the stairs to the roof?
The elevator wasn't enough of a challenge.

Why did the goat join the school newspaper?
It wanted to cover the bleating news.

What did the baby goat write on its homework?
I'm not kidding; I did it myself.

Why did the goat bring a pencil up the mountain?
It wanted to draw the summit of its career.

Why did the goat become a referee?
It could spot a kid on the wrong side of the fence.

What did the goat say when someone called it stubborn?
I disagree, and I have all afternoon.

Why did the goat put a bell on its backpack?
So the mountain could hear it coming.

Why did the goat refuse the ground-floor apartment?
It wanted a place with a little climb appeal.

What was the goat's complaint about the flat playground?
Not enough ups and downs.

Why did the goat take a ladder to show-and-tell?
It wanted to take its presentation to the next level.

What did the goat say after winning the climbing contest?
I'd like to thank all the little ledges.

Why did the goat cross the bridge twice?
It wanted a second opinion from the troll.

Short goat puns

  • My weekend plans are up in the hills.
  • You've goat a point, but I'm climbing it anyway.
  • This family photo has too many kids in it.

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