Deer cartoon

Gather your deer-est friends for a little forest wordplay. These deer jokes are short enough to read aloud together.

Jokes to read aloud

Why did the deer open a bakery?
It already had the doe.

Why did the deer go to the party alone?
It was going stag.

Why did the deer visit the dentist?
It had buck teeth.

Who did the deer invite to its birthday party?
Its nearest and deer-est friends.

What do you call a deer who forecasts the weather?
A rain deer.

What do you get when you mix a cartoon mouse and a moose?
Mickey Moose.

How did Rudolph learn his jokes?
He was elf-taught.

What did the fawn say to its favourite storyteller?
I'm a big fawn of your work.

Why did the deer refuse to pay for parking?
It didn't have a buck to spare.

What did the deer write on its thank-you card?
You are very deer to me.

Try the wordplay

Pick a favourite joke. Which word makes the answer surprising? Say the word slowly and explain the joke to a partner.

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